Male Logic
Me: You think you got problems?
I just went to the bathroom… and discovered a big black smudge on the end of my nose!
I must have got some ink on it or something.
I looked like a clown.
Oooh, I know what it was from!
It was from the texta the barista used on the lid of my coffee; that must’ve been it.
And i could’ve been that way for, like, an hour.
Snookums: You need to go to the bathroom more often, then you’ll notice sooner.