Clerk at liquor store: “I can recommend, like, a THOUSAND other beers.”
Me: “I know, I know. I specifically need a crap American beer though. On a related note, do you have any brown paper bags? It’s Craft Beer Week and I don’t want to get harassed by any hippies.” He didn’t. #walkofshame

#frocktober day 23. Green Super Spy Dress from @heartofhaute with Saltwater Sandals. (I was going for a sort of “Joan Holloway on the weekend” vibe.)