The hot glow of electric sex in the window...Looking for a unique gift for that special someone? How about a Leg Lamp? Yes, seriously. You can even customize the stocking, shoe, and lampshade to complement any decor. For an extra fifteen bucks, they’ll stamp “FRA-GI-LEE” on the side of the box and enclose a “Major Award” certificate. I know what my old man’s getting for Christmas this year! 🙂

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  1. rdh

    Yeah well ya can’t have the Red Rider B-B gun cause you’ll shoot out your eye. Ya just have to get Black Bart another way.


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