Shared today on Twitter

“Edward is fast, can read minds, and is into underage girls. There’s really no contest.” http://bit.ly/Gduil


Just sent company-wide email asking if anybody wants to run City2Surf as a team. Co-workers seem quietly horrified.


@redambition Running the whole thing is highly overrated!


Thinking that the best way to start a long weekend is to go to bed extremely early and sleep off the entire week. Ohhhh, yeah.


@coach_chris I got maybe four positives (inc. @venks79) out of like 40 people. Disappointing! And they’re all seemingly fit 20-somethings.


Am now obsessed with idea of artisan home canning. My hipster tendencies are showing themselves… http://bit.ly/ie9HG