Shared today on Twitter

I am having the allergy day from hell. I think it’s time to suck it up and go for the Zyrtec.


@stufromoz Was it my favorite driver, the one who floors it between lights and then jams on the brakes? Oh wait – that’s all of them.


RT @Warlach: I assume it’s not just me and @BarrySaunders who are getting the old Twitter Tips added randomly to DMs? // Nope, me too.


@witty_knitter I’m on there. I’ve got it open if you want to try it out. It’s crap! (kris.howard)


@alyshajane I’m total opposite. Grew up in country but city invigorates me. Stuff HAPPENS here! Places to go, things to do!


@alyshajane People get trapped in my hometown like bugs in sap. Guess I’m still just grateful to have escaped.


Just completed a 2.74 km walk with @runkeeper, check it out http://bit.ly/2t4HFs #RunKeeper


@blakepup I paid $10 for @runkeeper after using the Free version for a while. Excellent app, good community, great devs to support.


Hatching secret plans to become a covert community agitator. How excitement.


Just completed a 5.25 km walk with @runkeeper, check it out http://bit.ly/9riti #RunKeeper


No, kid, I will not do your frickin’ Roald Dahl homework for you. Especially when the info is all on my site anyway.