Shared today on Twitter

Great urge to take a texta and write on my umbrella: “YOUR GOLF UMBRELLA IS TOO DAMN BIG. WE’RE TRYING TO HAVE A SOCIETY HERE.”


@knitabulous When iOS5 comes out soon, you’ll be able to use the volume button to take pictures. 🙂


@thisismywww As you are a giant, you are one of the few people qualified to carry a big umbrella. So I give you a Free Pass. 🙂


It’s not that people hit me with their umbrellas. I just object to “me first” attitude embodied in giant brolly taking up 3/4 of footpath.


I used to roll my eyes at people with overly large umbrellas. Had to give up this winter because I was doing it every 5 seconds.


@Opheli8 Yes! When did that happen? It’s ridiculousl.


@redambition Would it fit two people comfortably? If not, you will not receive a Kris Death Stare.


@Cecilias880 Piss off spammer.


AWESOME. I am not the only person enjoying the current “80’s sax solo” resurgence in pop music, it seems. http://bit.ly/qv2bCa


HARDCORE. Going for a run in the rain with @rajsingh2505!


Who’s a badass running in the rain? Me and @rajsingh2505 are badasses running in the rain. http://twitpic.com/5tt2sz


@grannyg_in_nz More like drowned rats. 🙂


@drkknits “Their embarrassing failure when attempting simple tasks is a microcosm of our entire lives.” HA! Totally agree.


The best part of the R18+ video game news is my nerd glee at seeing the proper pluralisation of “attorneys-general.” http://bit.ly/raByPs


@sixandahalfst @witty_knitter @grannyg_in_nz I felt pretty feral walking back into the office dripping wet, I tell you!


WAIT, WHAT? NEVILLE WAS HERE, IN SYDNEY, TWO DAYS AGO? ARRRGHGHGHGHGH. http://bit.ly/qzg0M4 (@imdominating @carbolicious)


@redambition Dammit, no! I would’ve chucked a sickie and gone to meet him! Totes dreamy… 🙂


@witty_knitter Heh. I’m sure he’s used to middle-aged women fans/stalkers coming up to him all the time! 🙂


Last call! Knitters: looking for Shadow Tweed so my Purple Afghan can get bigger. Got at Camp last year. Anyone? http://twitpic.com/5rim9l


@GeorgieKnits Thank you for checking anyway!


Fancy international conference call finally finished! Being a grown-up does seem to eat into beer-drinking time. #latefordinner