Shared today on Twitter

Holy shit. Manti Te’o’s dead girlfriend was a HOAX? http://t.co/xsVaZQVn Internet, you are SO WEIRD AND CRAZY.


@witty_knitter Claims he didn’t know. I hope he didn’t. There was a big sentimental push for him to win the Heisman (award for best player).


@witty_knitter So presumably argument is that it was a ploy to get votes. But it’s the internet – just as easily could be hoax on him too.


@mrs_sockvictim I thought you were going to Russia. Did you go to Russia?!


@mrs_sockvictim Good. I read that Russia was really, really, REALLY cold this winter.


@witty_knitter Whoa. Some commenters guessing that he might be gay, and as he’s a Mormon he was using a fake girlfriend as cover.


@MrMikeLawson Shower and blow dry at work. That’s what I do.


Got a reply back from @131500buses in response to my complaint yesterday. This is like my third angry letter to them. I’m so on a list now.


Somehow I only think about having kids when I hear Paul Kelly’s “Deeper Water.” But that’s messed up, because *SPOILER* the Mom dies!


Who’s going to knitting? @knitterjp @smark31 @yarna ? I’m thinking of heading straight to the Bowlo…


@knitterjp @smark31 @yarna On my way! I’m walking so it’ll be a bit.


Samuel L Jackson Singing Taylor Swift http://t.co/U3zZ1M9I Attention @randomknits!!


RT @BarackObama: Happy birthday, @MichelleObama! http://t.co/brzSPUQK


Thanks to CBD gridlock, I had an impromptu 25min walk to work in 30C heat. Drenched now. Late. Enraged. FIX IT, BARRY.