Shared today on Twitter

It’s too hot to wear actual shoes. Luckily @the_snook hooked me up. #swag http://t.co/TsXHGcMY


Officially joined the Pale Women Who Carry a Parasol Club today. #hot http://t.co/NyyiBwO2


Observatory Hill (which I can see from my office) just registered 44.9C. That’s 112F. Hence the parasol. #effinghot


RT @steven_noble: @web_goddess You managed to get “parasol” and “effing” into the same Tweet! // I’m such a lady, I know. 🙂


RT @RoseRed_Shoes: Wha? Just turned over to cricket. Aus 7/37 in 15th over?! I’d be demanding my money back. // Now 8/38!! What the hell?!


@chrisgander Hey, kinda! Beard and similar glasses. That dude’s got a little more hair though. 🙂


@drkknits @pinkcatknits Damn you! In thumbnail I didn’t realise there were feet in the photo. Then I clicked.


@lemon_lime @drkknits @pinkcatknits Only in recent years. Mostly due to a flood of horrible feet photos from knitters.


@lemon_lime @drkknits @pinkcatknits You did. My own feet don’t gross me out like others’. 🙂


Dear lace knitting: I HATE YOU AND YOUR ASS-FACE.


@drkknits @RoseRed_Shoes @lemon_lime I’m just annoyed I didn’t use it as the title of my Easter Show Entry. “ASS-FACE RED LACE SCARF”


@drkknits @lemon_lime @RoseRed_Shoes @randomknits I GODDAMN DID THE SAME MISTAKE AGAIN! YOU MOCKERS TOTES CURSED ME!


*Somebody* doesn’t mind that I suck at knitting lace. *Somebody* is the handsomest boy in the whole world! http://t.co/jpe5KGzR


THE LACE IS OFF THE NEEDLES! Phew. I’m never doing *that* again. Now, who’s got blocking wires? @randomknits?


This is momentous. There is Android in our house. See? Not total fanboys. http://t.co/pihHV3Wv


Snook: “It has voice search, see? ‘What is the weather like?’” *reads from screen* “‘What is… a retard?’” Me: “BWAHAHAHA!” #android #fail


@knitdra Oh man, that seriously sucks. I love the light in that kitchen!


Breakfast (@ Hoochie Mamma Cafe) http://t.co/kORNJFIk


I bought a Brie from Harris Farm last Saturday. We ate it all up. Now @the_snook is imagining he has listeriosis.