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Shared today on Twitter

Um, LegoLand was pretty much The Best. http://t.co/adg6xfSRNg

@StuartCRyan Southern California!

It’s probably a parenting fail when you return the children so hyped up they pull a shrieking tantrum before bed.

@drkknits There may have been a spanking. I felt responsible.

@StuartCRyan Couple of weeks!

@AtelierMeg I think you got hacked! You just sent me a dodgy DM.

Ah, sunscreen. I have a perfectly formed white print of my hand alongside my sunburnt shoulder…

RT @garethrhughes: Why am I working when I should be doing more of this? #skydive http://t.co/KY6JherjGh

Made the school run for the first time today! (Yeah, still not regretting not having kids.)

Uncle Rodd finally gets some baby time. http://t.co/RKT6mxy8pX

Baby fell asleep in my arms, so I had to not move for 30 minutes. My right bicep is now MESSED UP.

Managed to pick the kids up from school without incident. Acceptable Replacement Parent Achievement Unlocked!

Except I was alone in the car with the 6yo for five minutes before he asked me if I believe in God. So there’s that.

@chrisgander Definitely not.

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This site features content going all the way back to 2000. The posts you’ll read reflect my views and writing style at the time. While I have gone back to clean up a few of them, I think it’s important not to sanitise too much. This site is a record of who I am and how I’ve grown. Any blog post written years ago may not reflect who I am today, nor how I would write about the same topic today.