@Ezzles Sweet! We’re at the airport – taking off in like 2 hrs! Will you be there when we get home?

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@Ezzles Okay, I have treats for you! Are you coming back that night? I can set you up in guest room.

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@Ezzles Ahhhh, okay, sounds good!!

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@Ezzles Sure, if you like! Rodd leaves for work around 9ish Wednesday, so that’s when we’ll lock you out. 🙂

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@Ezzles Perfect. See ya!

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United Lounge = FAIL. No showers, no food. The two things we were counting on! http://t.co/whNBIcSdfw

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Okay, this is the first time a gay dude has chatted up my husband in my actual presence. #novelty

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Okay, dude just used the phrase “seamanship.” TELL ME I’M DREAMIN’.

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@surrenderdotty He tends to garner more attention than you might otherwise expect. Baristas especially.

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Landed. Home! (@ Sydney (Kingsford Smith) Airport (SYD) w/ 20 others) http://t.co/KECevg8q5A

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