@gilmae @randomknits Um, I have been known to insist on getting up because the top sheet and the covers don’t line up just right.

@gilmae @randomknits Oh, reality is worse than that. I wake up and he’s got nothing but the top sheet on him. Kicked the rest off. Horrors.

@handmethepanda WTF. I LOOK AWAY FOR TWO MINUTES AND YOU GUYS GOT ALL WEIRD ON ME. @gilmae @randomknits