He’s home! And he brought me Android socks. 🙂 http://t.co/MNjwwLD1jI http://t.co/EHPf6aGm7x

@JennaPrice Awwww, you are so nice! 🙂

@sissyharkin @kevinpokeeffe Speaking for me, because someone finally said it. Reddit is not the whole Internet and they don’t represent me.

He literally went through 9 jigsaw blades, but the Snook managed to get our new cooktop fi… http://t.co/ykIIpeSUwW http://t.co/zk4JyOn0MR

“One law enforcement officer entered the home with a dog capable of sniffing out micro SD cards…” http://t.co/pKf7de89dN – Wait, WHAT?!

SO. MUCH. STUPID. CAN’T. FORM. SENTENCES. https://t.co/UiToHlKcFD