@diversionary I actually thought to myself when I got up, Hey, I should go for a bike ride! HA. Lucky for me, I am not a morning person.

Is there a Kickstarter for this? Because I will fund. https://t.co/t7d187dnmK

TIL Irving Berlin wrote a song called Snookey Ookums. Obvs I need this as my ringtone for the Snook NOW. https://t.co/sfilXX1u9p

Simpsons lunch at the Lord Gladstone. We sadly passed on the Flaming Moes. @ The Lord Gladstone https://t.co/sFUUBjmMIa

Simpsons lunch at the Lord Gladstone. We sadly passed on the Flaming Moes. https://t.co/g94QrNB0GM https://t.co/E39JX5a6wV

RT @jennijenni: Interesting insights about chores and relationships. I think I’ll get a cleaner. https://t.co/Vm9lGlG4sb