Can you keep meerkats as a pet? You know, just hypothetically, not because they’re SUPER CUTE AND I ❤️ THEM SO MUCH https://t.co/0UrfupCcEg https://t.co/PxZPHdaLFr

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@virtualwolf They have so many. They’d never miss one. (It’s like “Raising Arizona” but with MEERKATS.)

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Before and after. ☺️☕️🍰 Thanks for the invitation, @lucykbain! https://t.co/pS1KswfM8B https://t.co/5LHJk4hUKA

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@lucykbain @rosepowell I was tempted to eat it anyway, bite or no. Me = George Costanza. But I resisted! It’s a Christmas miracle!

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RT @LachGuitar: RT if your first program was essentially:

10 PRINT “I AM AWESOME AND MY SISTER SMELLS”
20 GOTO 10

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Been waiting 20min so far. Another stellar AusPost experience. (@ Australia Post – Sydney GPO Post Shop – @auspost) https://t.co/zTIurm5WWl

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I don’t understand why I can do 95% of passport renewal online and the have to stand in a queue for 30 minutes. @DTA please disrupt this!

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@DrCris I don’t live in the burbs. 🙁

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RT @auxesis: I’m looking for the next big thing, starting early 2017. Looking for engineering leadership and are remote friendly? Hit me up

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@auxesis I know a few places looking. I’ll put you on their radar…

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Allllll I want for Christmas is youuuuuuuuu! https://t.co/SVS4XTPjqf https://t.co/39O4mNyCcT

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Number of times “All I Want for Christmas is You” has been played at this party so far: 6 (counting Bublé cover)

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