@carbocommander Dry sarcasm doesn’t work on Twitter anymore. Needs more emoji. 🙂

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@diversionary New fave gif of all time. Cheers @mootpointer.

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Early birthday package from my Aunt Deb. Hmmm. Not sure about this. https://t.co/OwZATko7tc https://t.co/Qyq4eMpPuk

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IT’S TRUE! IT’S TRUE!!!! https://t.co/9agJU68My7 https://t.co/6bO4OjxNEA

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The 90’s are clearly having a moment. https://t.co/t0mg4gaj4Z https://t.co/5rDd2uaEBy

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RT @CharisChang2: NSW residents are being asked to turn off appliances between 3.30-5.30pm to avoid blackouts: https://t.co/QD5xCvYmGJ

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@nocache Maybe a slab of pancakes? 😁

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RT @andykelk: Conferences like #AgileAus don’t happen without speakers. Have something to share? Only a few weeks left to submit! https://t…

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Set up Apple Pay last week. Opal card lives in iPhone case. Just tapped off bus and noticed Apple Pay screen came on. Is it a worry?

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@gilmae You’re kidding.

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This sounds like a team I would really not want to work on. https://t.co/o4Tqg6qIAd

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@jedws CONGRATS, MATE! Enjoy your break. 🙂

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I’ve kept American accent for 17 yrs, but this new thing where every. single. taxi driver asks me about Trump? I’m over it. Time to change.

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Leave Mr. Darcy alone – The Washington Post // EXACTLY. https://t.co/9GmGRliP7i

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Can somebody translate “Nevertheless, she persisted” into Latin, please? – Ask MetaFilter // I ❤ MeFi. https://t.co/PTtngee8bY

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@annie_parker I’m so sorry for your loss. 🙁

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