Me, driving to airport: “Bayside? WTF is Bayside Council?” Oh right. That amalgamation thing. 🙄 https://t.co/JPmPcfN7o7

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RT @RoaldDahlFans: Happy #RoaldDahlDay! I’ll be reading Sturrock’s “Storyteller” bio of Dahl’s life. How will YOU be celebrating? https://t…

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RT @sofra: The Melbourne Clojure user group, Clj-melb, is now on twitter @cljmelb! Follow us for news and events.

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@mooretoddy @seekjobs Nice one!

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@stephenlead I read Flatland, thus I believe you are correct. 🤓

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Let’s do this! I’m @dddperth bound… (@ T3 Qantas Domestic Terminal in Mascot, NSW) https://t.co/0XRNQpYt1N

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RT @akafrancie: Took network of people (+moved mountains) but Amazon List for Anguilla Relief is live +WE HAVE A PLANE to deliver -> https:…

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@stringy I watched Silicon Valley instead. I didn’t want to get bummed out. 😕

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@unixbigot Dude. I actually possess an Edge pan (for that is the technical term) and they already suggest you use it for lasagna!

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@msandfor @DDDPerth Oh, that sucks. I saw something about high winds. I hope you get here eventually!

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@tcn33 BUT TOBY, WHAT WILL I READ AT THE HAIR SALON. ANSWER ME THAT.

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@tcn33 I’m not *that* much of a hipster.

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No big deal; I’m just doing a BBC Radio interview about Roald Dahl RIGHT NOW.

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@starbuxman It’s Roald Dahl Day, so they wanted to hear about my website. 😀 https://t.co/9RAtnLYo9V

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@starbuxman Which, of course, I entirely forgot to mention the actual URL. 😆

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@starbuxman I didn’t know you were going to try to kill yourself with shellfish to protest my absence.

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I was there too! They are a fun bunch. 🙂 https://t.co/04KFXSeot3

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Dear Perth: I really like your light-up space needle thingy, and all the Art. PS. IT’S COLD… https://t.co/5e6ARbdhtA

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