Jesus. The Snook and I just spent two hours watching Rat Race on television, and I can say without a doubt that it’s one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen in my life. Please don’t think we’re idiots; we realized this about five minutes in. We went from “Hey, I’ve heard of this, and isn’t Seth Green in it?” to “Oh my god, that’s the worst animatronic cow I’ve ever seen EVER!” pretty damn quickly. And yet, for some reason we didn’t change the channel. It was like we somehow needed to see just how bad it could be. And those are two hours that we will never, ever get back. (Additionally: My sincerest apologies to Sarah Michelle Gellar, who I’d previously labelled as the biggest Buffy sellout of the bunch. I know now that Mr. Green is the true holder of that title. I mean, come on, Oz? Hanging off a hot air balloon and squirting another guy in the face with a cow udder? For shame, Seth Green. For shame…)