#frocktober day 23. Green Super Spy Dress from @heartofhaute with Saltwater Sandals. (I was going for a sort of “Joan Holloway on the weekend” vibe.)

Clerk at liquor store: “I can recommend, like, a THOUSAND other beers.”
Me: “I know, I know. I specifically need a crap American beer though. On a related note, do you have any brown paper bags? It’s Craft Beer Week and I don’t want to get harassed by any hippies.”

He didn’t. #walkofshame

First full day of using iPhone 6+ and power is at 46%. “Of course it is,” says the Snook. “It’s got a battery AS BIG AS MY HEAD.”