Actual awards that I would have been in the running for during my brief theatrical career:
Best Stage Manager Who Has Recently Embraced Meditation To Keep From Murdering The Cast (resulting in a tie with @Andrew Reuland)
Most Likely To Slip Their Cast Mate The Tongue During A Stage Kiss, Ya Creep (my apologies to you-know-who-you-are)
Drunkest (resulting in a tie with, oh, everyone)
Important Note
This site features content going all the way back to 2000. The posts you’ll read reflect my views and writing style at the time. While I have gone back to clean up a few of them, I think it’s important not to sanitise too much. This site is a record of who I am and how I’ve grown. Any blog post written years ago may not reflect who I am today, nor how I would write about the same topic today.
