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Shared today on Facebook

Security agent: “There’s something in your carryon bag I need to inspect.”
Me: “Oh! It’s probably my cans of Libby’s pumpkin. You can’t get it where I live.”
Agent: “You’re not allowed to carry it on. It counts as a liquid because it can’t hold its shape.”
Me: “You’re not serious. Fine. THANKSGIVING IS RUINED.”

American air travel is the goddamn worst in the world.

#frocktober 10: new swingy rue21 dress, accompanied by travel annoyance.

Thanks to Delta Air Lines, I had to traverse this literal NIGHTMARE TUNNEL at Detroit Airport four times. 😱

So to recap: flight delayed, pumpkin confiscated, connecting flight missed, lounge access request denied, and 4 hours until the next flight. #fml

MFW I remembered Mom insisted on packing me a giant whoopie pie for the flight. 🍪❤️

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This site features content going all the way back to 2000. The posts you’ll read reflect my views and writing style at the time. While I have gone back to clean up a few of them, I think it’s important not to sanitise too much. This site is a record of who I am and how I’ve grown. Any blog post written years ago may not reflect who I am today, nor how I would write about the same topic today.