Shared today on Facebook

Unboxing the salami-kabel-trommel (aka 3.5m SPOOL OF SALAMI). It’s everything we dreamed it would be. 😍


Size check. Only about halfway through the torso section. 😭 #endlessstockinette #why #lanatus


“Hey Dr. Jones! Keine Zeit für Liebe.” 😂 Classic.



Important Note

This site features content going all the way back to 2000. The posts you’ll read reflect my views and writing style at the time. While I have gone back to clean up a few of them, I think it’s important not to sanitise too much. This site is a record of who I am and how I’ve grown. Any blog post written years ago may not reflect who I am today, nor how I would write about the same topic today.