PILF

Me: Oh. My. God. Eileen just coined the term “PILF” on her blog. Where “P” stands for “Priest.”
Snook: Whaaaaat?
Me: Apparently the Pope’s assistant is pretty hot.
Snook: What’s Eileen doing helping the Pope?!
Me: She’s not on the Pope’s STAFF, you ding dong. She just saw his picture.
Snook: Oh. I wondered.