“Islamic law states, ‘An eye for an eye.’ By that logic, we should destroy one of Osama bin Laden’s skyscrapers. Problem is, he doesn’t have any, because he lives in fucking underground caves.”
Oh yes, The Onion is back. Thank God.
Important Note
This site features content going all the way back to 2000. The posts you’ll read reflect my views and writing style at the time. While I have gone back to clean up a few of them, I think it’s important not to sanitise too much. This site is a record of who I am and how I’ve grown. Any blog post written years ago may not reflect who I am today, nor how I would write about the same topic today.