Pamie » Barbie Fucks It Up Again – Well, crap. I actually own a Computer Engineer Barbie. I won it at a Girl Geek event at Google three years ago. She’s been sitting on my desk at work ever since, still pristine in her box. I loved her pink laptop and her jaunty Bluetooth headset and her sensible sneakers. And now I can’t even look at her! HOW COULD YOU LET ME DOWN, BARBIE. Ugh.