Losing weight…

Holy crap! Sickness = the best diet EVER. Screw this gym stuff; I’m gonna go hang out at the hospital. ๐Ÿ™‚

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6 responses to “Losing weight…”

  1. Max

    Heh heh–It’s SO wrong, but I totally agree with you. I hate to read other people when they write about having the flu or–even better–food poisoning and how they “just can’t keep anything down.” Cry me a river, dude, because that’s what I call “Living the Dream”! Enjoy it while it lasts, I say!

    God, I’m a sicko. ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. anon

    “Mono was the best Diet I ever went on” Damn Romy&Michelle quotes will be stuck in my head all day. Damn you!

  3. Ewww. Nah, I don’t wanna be puking. I’m just happy not wanting to eat anything. Vomiting is where I draw the line.

    Mono? Hmmm. I’ve never had that. Good idea. ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. Moire

    Nooooo! Bite your tongue! You DON’T want mono!

    Mono was the most miserable I’ve ever felt in my entire life, and the worst of it lasted for THREE WEEKS. As a direct result of mono, I developed the singlemost worst case of strep thorat that my doctor claimed she’d ever seen outside of textbooks. I had a hard time breathing or swallowing. The glands in my neck went insane and swelled up so that I didn’t even LOOK like me. I was in bed for two weeks. I couldn’t eat, I couldn’t drink. I was death warmed over.

    So, yeah… No amount of weight loss is worth getting mono. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  5. Hmmm… but how much weight did you lose??

  6. Moire

    I think I lost around 10 pounds, in all.


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