Holy crap! Sickness = the best diet EVER. Screw this gym stuff; I’m gonna go hang out at the hospital. ๐
Holy crap! Sickness = the best diet EVER. Screw this gym stuff; I’m gonna go hang out at the hospital. ๐
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6 responses to “Losing weight…”
Heh heh–It’s SO wrong, but I totally agree with you. I hate to read other people when they write about having the flu or–even better–food poisoning and how they “just can’t keep anything down.” Cry me a river, dude, because that’s what I call “Living the Dream”! Enjoy it while it lasts, I say!
God, I’m a sicko. ๐
“Mono was the best Diet I ever went on” Damn Romy&Michelle quotes will be stuck in my head all day. Damn you!
Ewww. Nah, I don’t wanna be puking. I’m just happy not wanting to eat anything. Vomiting is where I draw the line.
Mono? Hmmm. I’ve never had that. Good idea. ๐
Nooooo! Bite your tongue! You DON’T want mono!
Mono was the most miserable I’ve ever felt in my entire life, and the worst of it lasted for THREE WEEKS. As a direct result of mono, I developed the singlemost worst case of strep thorat that my doctor claimed she’d ever seen outside of textbooks. I had a hard time breathing or swallowing. The glands in my neck went insane and swelled up so that I didn’t even LOOK like me. I was in bed for two weeks. I couldn’t eat, I couldn’t drink. I was death warmed over.
So, yeah… No amount of weight loss is worth getting mono. ๐
Hmmm… but how much weight did you lose??
I think I lost around 10 pounds, in all.