I was all excited when I found “How to Make a Hand-Turkey” because I’m getting ready to make some decorations for my big dinner. Then I read it and laughed and laughed.
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OUCH!
Andrea and I are having a Christmassy dinner this coming Saturday. It’s the only weekend that all of our friends are available between now and Christmas!
Heh! I like the bit about cauterizing your stump.
Wouldn’t a gas burner be better for cauterizing said stump? I guess not everyone is so lucky 🙂
I like the part about using blunt scissors. Because, you know, you don’t want to hurt yourself.
Don’t try this at home, kids, unless, of course, you have your parents’ permission!