Seen in the window of the local tanning salon today: “Our only competition is 93 million miles away.”

That’s even funnier after a day like today. Just ask the Snook. He’s the one that had to clean up the half-inch of water standing in our dining room this morning. 🙁


Important Note

This site features content going all the way back to 2000. The posts you’ll read reflect my views and writing style at the time. While I have gone back to clean up a few of them, I think it’s important not to sanitise too much. This site is a record of who I am and how I’ve grown. Any blog post written years ago may not reflect who I am today, nor how I would write about the same topic today.