Roger Clemens is a big fat ass. When he walks down the street, people say, “God damn! That’s a big fat ass!” And if he tries anything with my Mikey again, I’ll deal with him personally. (Sorry for the obscure South Park reference. But the man is a fat bastard.)
Important Note
This site features content going all the way back to 2000. The posts you’ll read reflect my views and writing style at the time. While I have gone back to clean up a few of them, I think it’s important not to sanitise too much. This site is a record of who I am and how I’ve grown. Any blog post written years ago may not reflect who I am today, nor how I would write about the same topic today.