This is the weakest excuse for news reporting I’ve ever seen. “Chelsea Clinton may attend Oxford.” Apparently Chelsea and her mom were in a jewelry store when the owner asked what she’s going to do after Stanford. She said she wasn’t sure, but she had a few ideas, including possibly studying economics at Oxford. Okay, two things: 1) Big whoop. Who cares. 2) This doesn’t mean she’s seriously going to attend Oxford. When I was a senior I said random shit like that all the time. *sigh*