Ever wonder what would happen if Salacious Crumb, Admiral Ackbar, Aurra Sing, Jek Porkins, and Grand Moff Tarkin were locked in a glass box together for a year? Wonder no more… Tarkin would emerge victorious and the rest would all be dead. As proof I offer our fish tank, which suffered yet another death last night. We’ve lost one snail and three goldfish so far. See, this is why we don’t reproduce.
Important Note
This site features content going all the way back to 2000. The posts you’ll read reflect my views and writing style at the time. While I have gone back to clean up a few of them, I think it’s important not to sanitise too much. This site is a record of who I am and how I’ve grown. Any blog post written years ago may not reflect who I am today, nor how I would write about the same topic today.
Comments
2 responses to “Congrats to Tarkin”
you know you’re a fully fledged star wars geek when you read that post and know who each of those are! even aurra sing, who appeared for all of three seconds!
that was me accusing us all of being geeks! i was stupid and hit the worng button!