Exasperated Co-worker: “I’m writing up some documentation for the new website administrator trying to explain how to update our site. And do you know what? Only one f***ing thing automatically updates! Seventy-five percent of this information already exists on our other sites but there’s no integration!”
Me: “I know… What’s the one thing that works?”
Her: “The distributors list.”
Me: “I WROTE THAT! *pause* It nearly killed me.“

That totally made my day.