What Tolkien Officially Said About Elf Sex

This is all over the ‘Net today but I couldn’t resist: What Tolkien Officially Said About Elf Sex.

Although Tolkien never said that the elves DID have hot gay sex, he also never said that they DIDN’T. And I know what I make of that.

Hahahaha… Even the Snook (a Tolkien nerd if ever there was one) found it pretty amusing.


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