Shared today on Twitter

@steven_noble You never, NEVER ask a woman that question. EVER. Some of us just have pot bellies. I got asked it at the Geek Girl Dinner. 🙁


@traceyh That actually made me light-headed to read. HOLY CRAP. Congratulations! Jovie is gorgeous. But man… I don’t know how you did it.


Grrr. Samoan guy with crazy hair in a suit walking around the office. Reminds me of some movie. WHAT IS IT? I can’t remember…


@imdominating Nah, it’s like a big ‘fro.


@imdominating THAT’S TOTALLY WHAT I’M THINKING!


If anybody in Sydney needs a good cleaner, ours has a few openings available. AND THEY ROCK. DM me for details.


@Steffi_83 $70 to do our whole place. We get them in once a fortnight. They’ll give you a quote once they see your place. You want details?


@crumpet Eh, it wasn’t that great. I was expecting something much more awesome.


@Steffi_83 Pretty good. Had physio again today, so I took it easy on the rower. Eight of us from work, & more people = easier workout. 🙂


I had to buy ear plugs rated to 33dB to drown out the daily 5am bouts of Cat Wrestlemania. Now you know why I’m grumpy in the morning.


Just completed a 4.62 km run with @runkeeper, check it out http://bit.ly/jIc2k #runkeeper


@venks79 Actually today they were pretty good! That’s just how contrary they are.


Just got the new company phone list. ALL of my information is incorrect. FML.