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Hm. Judging by the reaction of the person who asked me, perhaps being an office fire warden is not quite the exalted honor I thought it was.

FIRE DRILL!

YOU MUST OBEY THE FIRE WARDEN. http://twitpic.com/g9nk2 (I only took the job for the helmet.)

Debating on whether to get tickets to see Nutty Professor with live Q&A with Jerry Lewis: http://bit.ly/PdafY. He’s a legend, really.

The doctor just rang… and I don’t have whooping cough! Yay. (However, my blood showed ZERO immunity to it so I need a booster shot.)

@imdominating Wow. I really couldn’t agree more: http://bit.ly/1s9fwZ
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Urban Dictionary thinks I’m awesome. http://bit.ly/1s9fwZ

@Ascasewwen Dammit! And I just emailed Sharre with an idea for where to drag you…

Sometimes I feel very socially awkward and alienated in public. These are times when I worry I spend too much time on the Internet.

For some reason, I think @Opheli8 would really dig a meat tenderizing ring: http://bit.ly/fw5JG.

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This site features content going all the way back to 2000. The posts you’ll read reflect my views and writing style at the time. While I have gone back to clean up a few of them, I think it’s important not to sanitise too much. This site is a record of who I am and how I’ve grown. Any blog post written years ago may not reflect who I am today, nor how I would write about the same topic today.