Who will scratch the preciousss?

Who will scratch the preciousss??
Actually there was one amusing thing that happened tonight. As I was paying for my magazine at the newsagent I was surprised to hear the guy behind me in line ask for “three Lord of the Rings.” I whipped my ahead around in time to see the clerk hand over six dollars worth of Return of the King instant scratch-off lottery tickets emblazoned with Viggo’s head on top. I’m still laughing about it.