Shared today on Twitter

It’s gotten to the point where Snarky Bitching about the Easter Show is as much a seasonal tradition as hot cross buns and chocolate.


Paracetamol, Zyrtec, and Diet Coke are my bestest friends today. #feelingbetter


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@redambition Rav has the highlights, I guess. Otherwise scroll through @knitterjp’s tweets from last night; she had most of them!


Good lord. The Easter Show actually charges $2.49 for the iPhone app! You pay $34 to get in & they won’t give you a free promo planning app.


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@toastman Yep, according to the website. They also call it “one of the best bargains around.” *snort*


The actual Easter Show app: http://bit.ly/gehK65. Maps, timetables, planner, and “great offers.” And a comp to win a wristband. #fail


We officially booked in for the cheesemaking class. It’s going to be fun.


@imdominating Whereas for me, if there is ever something that I *can* hit my head on, I will. Dryer doors, airplane ceilings, cabinets, etc.


In bed by 9pm. Couple glasses of box red wine plus a Zyrtec. Let’s just all agree that today didn’t happen, right? Zzzzz….


Also, I DEFIED the Snook and plugged in the electric heater. Before ANZAC Day. I’m a rebel, I am. (A warm one.)


Aw, thanks @misswired. Just killer combo of allergy attack, post-bloodletting lethargy and lack of sleep (due to yowling cat).


Once again ten hours of sleep makes everything better.


I’ve decided on my entry for next year’s Easter Show. http://bit.ly/feyWUH


@drkknits @witty_knitter I’m pretty sure it needs an intarsia kitten and/or puppy on it somewhere. I need to work that in. In faux fur.


@witty_knitter I don’t want it to be too ostentatious!


@witty_knitter I know we’re only joking, but you are FREAKING ME OUT. ๐Ÿ˜›


@witty_knitter Don’t challenge me. I’m a sucker for reverse psychology. ๐Ÿ™‚



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