Dear @kunaal84: This is for you. https://t.co/DfO4t8JV (cc @the_snook, who it is also for.)
Celebrant should’ve put “Talking your freaked out wife off metaphorical ledges” into the wedding vows, given how often @the_snook does it.
@mrs_sockvictim @drkknits @knitdra I’m walking to Surry Hills now!