Shared today on Twitter

@misswired I am a total sucker for a cheeky butcher.


The Snook is currently talking to a landscaper. Whenever he talks to a tradesman, his voice gets very Ocker. I’ll confess – I do like it.


@gilmae I think he just subconsciously reverts. I do it myself when I talk to my relatives from Kentucky. 🙂


Oh yeah. I just put the ice cream churn in the freezer. I feel the need to get my @momofuku on. Somewhere, @drkknits has started to drool…


@knitdra @drkknits Don’t worry; I’m not makin’ it just for me… 🙂


Behold the world’s first Bogan Domer! Happy Australia Day… http://t.co/OWLb9quN


@drkknits @knitdra Its a surprise!


@drkknits I still have to go to Coles, and I’m not getting my boobs out at Coles. I do have limits.


@drkknits Also, I have several more tatts. You know, if you want one too. 🙂


@drkknits I told the Snook you said to put it on my boob. He said to make sure it’s not the one I tuck my Winnie Blues into.


@randomknits It’s too hot for lamingtons. Wendy’s should make an ice cream version or something. …And now I’m hungry.


@drkknits @randomknits I didn’t like desiccated coconut til I discovered lamingtons. My childhood was like a rocky wilderness.


He calls them his “douchebro” shorts. http://t.co/4oT9fulz


The most Australian photo I’ve ever taken. #australiaday @ Liquorland http://t.co/YoPKHtUj


Ironic patriotism has given me a very sincere blister on my foot. There’s probably a lesson in that.


@drkknits Rodd says it’s because I obviously wasn’t worthy. Only true blue Sheilas can pull off the flag thongs.


@randomknits Ooh. That one looks good. Source?


@RoseRed_Shoes @drkknits I thought the guy that invented pasteurising was Pasteur!


@drkknits @RoseRed_Shoes I bought FRONCH cheese. My fave blue – St Agur – because Harris Farm had it on sale for slightly less redic price.


@drkknits @RoseRed_Shoes Also – no listeria. I’ll save you some.


@randomknits Secret confession: best lamington I ever had was at a McCafe. Maybe I suck at identifying good ones.


@RoseRed_Shoes @drkknits But I also bought the Snook a meat pie at the same time. I thought it would cancel out karmically!


Okay. It’s time I caramelise some corn flakes. Yep. That’s what I said.


@drkknits DUDE, I KNOW! We ate Harris Farm Brie two weeks ago! Both fine, but Rodd keeps pretending he’s coming down with it to scare me.


RT @mpesce: To give the impression #MooresCloud is dinky-di Australian, some have suggested we cover ourselves in ‘Koala Fluff’ – http:/ …


Giant bowl of milk steeping in caramelised corn flakes. Holy crap. http://t.co/aFAHbIaq


It takes a full litre of milk to make one cup of Cereal Milk. But damn is it worth it!


As someone who rolls her ankle repeatedly, I can’t even look at those replays.


I can’t even look. I’m so worried she’s gonna roll it again.


I strongly dislike Azarenka and her stupid Sideshow Bob boyfriend.


Double urgh. Wish Li Na had taken an injury timeout before the final game to “fix her rib.”


Turning that off. I don’t need to see “Redfoo” anymore in my life.



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