Shared today on Twitter

@imdominating @Lackadazy Vagina knitting is the new sock monkeys. In that EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS SENDING IT TO ME OVER AND OVER. 🙂


@randomknits @KTunravels @ImagiNERDtive My tee fury shirts have been better quality than Threadless!


This is basically the Best Thing Ever. http://t.co/wjB7Lvz97p


Watching 30 Rock and just realised its a pretty good analogy for my job. I’m basically Liz Lemon!


@sebastianparis @knitterjp @talclark I NEED a Jack! That’s what’s missing. I got plenty of everybody else. 🙂


@sebastianparis @knitterjp @talclark Excellent. I’m going to start calling my team NERDS! more often.


Ah, Australia. Just discovered this fella by our mailbox. I shall call him Barry. #notfood #notaselfie http://t.co/PmTnxxJ1hG


@drkknits @randomknits I was more horrified by the cat puke that greeted me at the doorway as I came back in.


In happier news, I am steaming away on Orkney once more. STEEK AHEAD. HERE BE DRAGONS. http://t.co/GFzFaqWLEK


@drkknits @randomknits More to do with a greedy cat bolting her dinner and chucking it up when her routine was disturbed. #sheldoncat


The only thing worse than 15 people sending me graffiti knitting links is 15 people sending me vagina knitting links. STOP IT I BEG YOU.


The best part of receiving INSANE feedback for your site is googling sender and discovering they’re a “self-employed affiliate marketer”.


@gregmcintyre It’s even better when their YouTube channel is full of lame videos of them playing the guitar alone!


@drwitty_knitter @mrbenjaminlaw I LOVE IT!


@NessNomster It would be 25th-30th. But I think I’ve got somebody, so don’t worry! Thank you anyway. 🙂


@drkknits @drwitty_knitter @mrbenjaminlaw The next time I give you a knitted gift, I’m going to gesture to my crotch and wink.



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