Ice cream mixture chilling, turkey breast baking, mushroom duxelle happening, Modest Mouse playing… We’ll all float on.
@drkknits LOL. I don’t think it’s wise to mock a dragon!
@goshling Twinkies got bought out and returned in US, I’m fairly certain.
Ugh. Got a random 2nd bill from @aglenergy. Turns out they think we’re transferring providers. (We’re not.) No idea how that happened…
It kinda looks like I wrapped a head in puff pastry. But I assure you, that’s Jamie’s Turkey… http://t.co/7PT7sxwOpV
How Y’all, Youse and You Guys Talk: See my dialect map and make your own. http://t.co/LlAk7hj0gX via @nytgraphics // Spooky accurate!
@laimelde Mine pegged me as smack dab in the Midwest! I think Merry/Mary/Marry and pop are the giveaways.
@drwitty_knitter He’s workin’, I swear!
@drwitty_knitter DEAR GOD, that’s over $1000! No way.
I scored 39% in the @channel4 psychopathic traits test. How psychopathic are you? Take the test http://t.co/ilAmgi19kG #psychopathnight
Merry Christmas everyone! http://t.co/DPlgJiqaPa
Don’t forget – “A Christmas Story” is on Ch9 right now, and they’re just about to go see Santa!
Wearing my Ralphie pajamas while watching Ralphie! Christmas is truly here. http://t.co/OBXIZIfMJr