Are you on drugs? Take this lame “How Well Do You Know Your Teen?” quiz and find out your risk factor. I scored a high risk. What can I say? I have been a bit sluggish lately, and I’ve been known to chuck the occasional sickie. And yeah, I own a can of hair spray and I occasionally use breath mints. I’m practically a junkie! But I swear the air freshener is only to cover up the smell from the litterbox, Mom.
Important Note
This site features content going all the way back to 2000. The posts you’ll read reflect my views and writing style at the time. While I have gone back to clean up a few of them, I think it’s important not to sanitise too much. This site is a record of who I am and how I’ve grown. Any blog post written years ago may not reflect who I am today, nor how I would write about the same topic today.