Big Brother protest!

Big Brother was awesome tonight! Merlin got evicted but showed up on stage with his mouth taped shut and sporting a “Free the Refugees” sign. He refused to talk or answer any questions. Gretel was fuming yet striving to remain calm. The audience turned on him as soon as it became obvious he wasn’t going to play by the rules. The producers resorted to showing, like, ten minutes of live footage from the house while both the psychologist and Merlin’s Dad tried to get him to cooperate. Eventually he disappeared and Gretel was left trying to fill time before an angry mob. Now that is some brilliant reality TV.