Shared today on Twitter

FUUUUUUUUUU. So my repair didn’t go as well as I thought. https://t.co/NwNAhgRn4v


Dear @cheekytransport – this was very misleading for a girl pushing a bike with a flat. ☹️ (They’re closed.) https://t.co/rGawJDOquz


@lucykbain @ncss I had an iOS app that did that, I think. Official by Lego as I recall…


@lucykbain @ncss Found it: https://t.co/nEPXnkoSx3


RT @yow_conf: Only 1 week to go! #yowwest wouldn’t be possible without sponsors: @bankwest, @thoughtworks, @bitgenics https://t.co/Bdvlyfdu…


@stephenlead Ahhh, the rare and elusive Cycling Dad Joke. 😜


@evanderkoogh Excellent clickbait-y tweet, btw. 💯


RT @coreyspowell: Aurora chasers spotted a strange arc of light–a discovery so new that scientists are just calling it “Steve.” https://t.…


@evanderkoogh I wish! Sadly, no.


@evanderkoogh Absolutely at West!


@randommood I couldn’t be prouder to know you. 🍉


RT @caseywest: The Wizarding World of Cloud Computing

Google Cloud: Ravenclaw
Amazon AWS: Gryffindor
Microsoft Azure: Hufflepuff
Oracle Cl…


@caseywest @developerjack Sent to a friend. He replied: “Yep. GCP is the most competent, but not talked about too much. and AWS get points for doing nothing” 😂


My nickname at @canva was actually “Kayriss” to distinguish me from the various Chrisses. 😂 https://t.co/Ns7ynWwjzG


@FakeSamRitchie @canva That is some next level, “I had to google that” geekery right there. 👏


@saberkite @canva We both know the answer to that question is “Not enough.” 😜


@parisba Hm. Tempted.


@The_McJones @parisba I’m going to the US for eclipse in mid-August – so just depends whether I can come back and go straight to a conf talk.


@TheRealBnut @The_McJones @parisba But then I wouldn’t get to have all the dudes tell me what a Jacquard loom is.


@yow_conf Delete your account.


@nemshilov You coming to YOW! West? We’re trying to reach you via email. 🙂


@randomknits …so still 6x as much as you intended. Seems about right. 😀


🤢 The cafe I had breakfast in had a “Red Velvet Latte” that apparently involved batter. BATTER. https://t.co/T7annKovT2


@gilmae A charcoal latte sounds like something you give someone who is POISONED, to CURE THEM.


@indefensible Doodle… like, you know?


@indefensible Yup – totally agree.


TIL there’s a restaurant in Chippo specialising in DUCK. 🦆 https://t.co/IGDKLqiIIC https://t.co/5ZfmThS95g


@gilmae Quit subtweeting me! 😒


@gilmae LOL


@joshduck I had the crispy duck pancakes tonight. Very nice! https://t.co/yqmh3QXegR


@johnallsopp Sounds like we should get together again soon for another vent session!


RT @Zendesk: The @web_goddess reveals the connection between knitting and coding in our latest Software Art Tho talk. https://t.co/9ii1JJtp…



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