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Cat Quotes

Amy pointed me to this hilarious list of cat quotes. Some of them struck me as particularly applicable for life with Dr. Amy Jones:

  • Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. Everything else is a scratching post.
  • A cat is always on the wrong side of the door.
  • I don’t mind a cat in its place, but its place is not in the middle of my back at 4AM.
  • I want a cat with a snooze button.
  • IT’s HARd to tYpe wHILe holdINf a Cat.
  • To a cat, “NO!” means “not while I’m looking”.

I’m dreading the day this week when we have to try to worm her for the first time. (The vet’s done it every time before.) We’ve got this syringe of goo that we’re supposed to squirt down her throat. It’s gonna be a bloodbath.

Important Note

This site features content going all the way back to 2000. The posts you’ll read reflect my views and writing style at the time. While I have gone back to clean up a few of them, I think it’s important not to sanitise too much. This site is a record of who I am and how I’ve grown. Any blog post written years ago may not reflect who I am today, nor how I would write about the same topic today.