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Shared today on Twitter

Me: “I invented a cocktail. It’s homemade kombucha and rum. I call it a Dark and Boochy.”
The Snook: “You should’ve called it Boochie Mama.”
Me: “Dammit!!” https://t.co/lw0Vg2S855 https://t.co/BH9Vv5RJ8f

@DVDBits If Beyoncé is there I WILL SCREAM. SCREAM, RICHARD.

RT @andykhouri: I hate this. I hate this like I haven’t hated anything for years. I hate this like I was born to hate this. https://t.co/5…

Colouring on my iPad while watching 30 year old episodes of Jeopardy on Netflix. Sometimes modern life is okay. https://t.co/2VVjTpnRuJ

Important Note

This site features content going all the way back to 2000. The posts you’ll read reflect my views and writing style at the time. While I have gone back to clean up a few of them, I think it’s important not to sanitise too much. This site is a record of who I am and how I’ve grown. Any blog post written years ago may not reflect who I am today, nor how I would write about the same topic today.