@crankymate I’m kind of a big deal on the Internet. 💅😂

@Malarkey Monkeys and apes. Nice typography. Anti-Brexit.

@TheMartianLife What a creep. I’m sorry that happened 🙁

@fjmorales @crankymate I don’t even have kids and I’m right there with you guys. It’s getting to the point where I’m feeling some anxiety now when we visit. 🙁

“A long time ago we used to be friends…” 🎵 My Veronica Mars bag arrived today and it’s PERFECT. Thank you @karenkalashnik! ❤️ https://t.co/KjsJs974FA https://t.co/fYxYjDi2bb

Related news: just freaked out the person next to me on the bus by googling “Are tasers legal in Australia?” Sadly they are not. My P.I. career remains on hold.