LOL – so I gave a big spruik for @SydTechLeaders right before @caseyrosenthal proceeded to absolutely savage all of us as part of engineering bureaucracy. 😂 (He does have a point.) #yow19 https://t.co/u3pPihlXvs
“I’ll be more provocative. If you’re doing RCA, YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG. Best case scenario, you’re wasting your time.” @caseyrosenthal pulling no punches today! #yow19 https://t.co/AhvNLfJh7F
Continuing the theme of complexity, next up is @lizthegrey who is going to give us tips about managing it. @honeycombio #yow19 https://t.co/VMiFHWtF3x
We have subsisted on heroism in the engineering and operational fields for way too long. Our heroes are exhausted. #yow19 @lizthegrey https://t.co/uQ662acjI5
I liked @lizthegrey’s realisation, “Oh, I’m in Australia! I can get colourful…” 😂👍 #yow19 https://t.co/1DvCTz2Ibk
Steps to Production Excellence: Know when your systems are broken; be able to debug them, in cross-functional teams; and close feedback loop by eliminating (unnecessarily) complexity. @lizthegrey #yow19 https://t.co/IFED8TgZMs
RT @hillelogram: “Reliving these experiences raises my blood pressure. Deep breaths everyone.”
There is a way to escape operational overlo…
Error budgets allow you to prioritise incidents based on severity – and whether to wake somebody up. #yow19 @lizthegrey https://t.co/RIHXzY8zun
What a great idea – @lizthegrey includes a QR code with link to @honeycombio incident report to add more context to her talk. I remember following this on social media at the time… #yow19 https://t.co/FytWniXkUd https://t.co/ObmZY6Aqit
@hillelogram I want that to come up in the captions. 😂
Outages don’t repeat, but they do rhyme. I like this analogy. @lizthegrey #yow19 https://t.co/WyNob0FLDg
@caseyrosenthal Let’s be honest – we’re all gonna be first against the wall anyway. 😂
Third baby I’ve eaten this week. 👶🏻😍 https://t.co/D34s24OAtZ
When I’m Queen of the World, I intend to pass a law that you are only allowed ONE single Instagram Advent Calendar post per day, regardless of how many stupid calendars you bought. 👑
@The_McJones Sustained. I’ll allow it.
My @SydCSS costume for tonight has been vetted by @the_snook and @gilmae. (The things I do for @mobywhale…) #nospoilers
@gilmae We need *more* of those, silly.
@mmastertheone If you’re doing multiple, you weren’t among the people I’m thinking of so you must not be too bad. 😂
@mmastertheone Twitter is fine! Instagram is what’s driving me batty.
RT @john0514: There is ash falling out of the sky in the Inner West. Air pollution currently 152, which is almost the same as Shanghai (158…
TFW you send in your @SydCSS “interesting facts about the speaker” info two hours before the meetup starts. (Sorry!)
@mobywhale @SydCSS That is 100% okay too!!!
@msharp @mobywhale @SydCSS That was a time. My Fitbit got quite a workout!
@taminap CONGRATULATIONS!! 🎉
@200ok @msharp @mobywhale @SydCSS You might think that, but I couldn’t possibly confirm other than to say cracking an Enigma machine is bloody difficult.
Never seen so many people in Sydney wearing face masks. The smoke is making me feel physically ill. 😷🤮 https://t.co/XnRsd1Hq7S https://t.co/qYGlBrC9Lx
RT @mobywhale: I love you @web_goddess 😂😂😂 #SydCSS https://t.co/vz9MS4985K
RT @Lucas1Vilela: That is the best intro to a talk I ever seen by @web_goddess at @SydCSS https://t.co/g9RtNKWqFk
RT @SydTechLeaders: Our own @web_goddess at arch rivals, @SydCSS, trying hard to be incognito but we see you. https://t.co/h2eSK2F4Fh
RT @iamnotyourbroom: Well played to @web_goddess for a unique take on the #sydcss random topic of “IE was awesome because…” https://t.co/…
Second place. ROBBED. #SydCSS https://t.co/YFMgjhWyXd
RT @lol_russo: “This is the way” — @web_goddess at #SydCSS. What is even happening here?! https://t.co/gXGiyy9Xw9
RT @tomWritesCode: @web_goddess killing it at @SydCSS https://t.co/zsqdpLgBwP
I still can’t believe I talked about why Ireland is awesome and didn’t mention @soxyface RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. 🤦♀️
As @iamnotyourbroom put it, I won the Electoral College vote. 😐
@allPowerde Someone told me there are knitters on Twitch. I tried it once but it was really boring. I have to figure out how to make it more exciting.
I love the inexplicable image of me ranting about industrial engineering, IN FRONT OF A CHILD, with a Boba Fett helmet and Yoda doll. (This is right before I dropped the F-bomb IIRC.) https://t.co/0Rkmd7fqOH
The Snook just called me basic. 😐 https://t.co/obB514uZ4e
Not that it’s important to me or anything, but I was right that Boba Fett died in the Sarlacc Pit. He only survived in the EU, which is no longer canon. *sideeye at @200okpublic and @msharp* 💅 https://t.co/pEuZDpOldx
@msharp @200okpublic I see what you did there.
@Marina_Nikit4uk @sashaeve @randyshoup @dylanbeattie @luckygirliegirl Love it!! Thank you… ❤️
@MikeMartin604 @simonswiss @SydCSS @lol_russo @200okpublic Now you know why Mandalorians have such raspy voices.
@evolvable +10 for the Richardson gif. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
@evolvable Character from the show Deadwood. One of my favourites. 😂
@heydonworks There a brief scene in Willy Wonka where there are hands as living coat hooks.