Seems appropriate listening when people at the bus stop are wearing face masks because the air is literally harmful. https://t.co/a47LUOdZ1N https://t.co/uj11yrTLgv
Jesus. I made it home through the smoke only to learn that yes, cats can have explosive diarrhoea. 😳🐈💩💩💩 #poopapocalypse
We opened the doors up. Between smoke and feces, I choose smoke. 😷
“Do you need a stiff drink?” Fuck yes. Extra large Negroni please. https://t.co/I8zkV0AwaM
@zeon_design WTF. I’m perfectly capable of building my own websites. Reporting for spam.
@LareneLg I’ll remember that one for next time. (PLEASE GOD DON’T LET THERE BE A NEXT TIME.)
RT @adamliaw: September: Children should stay in school rather than striking over the climate.
October: Speeches like these give childre…
@BugHunterSam She was, like, an 11. Somehow bits of poo were on the WALLS, HIGHER THAN HER BUTT.
@BugHunterSam She’s old. 🙁 She won’t be around a lot longer, so I try to be sympathetic to the old dear…
RT @rstevens: really not interested in this new male ghostbusters spin-off.
why not stick with the original idea that worked so well: wome…
RT @ScottRhodie: https://t.co/QoQQZhtdtN
‘Ridiculously hard’: how Neil Gaiman wrote a poem for refugees from 1,000 tweets https://t.co/22h2oBvrNV // ❤️ And @Kniterate are going to knit it into a scarf! I’ll have to add that to my knitted data slides…
@americanozmom @darthted 🔥🔥🔥 😂