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Shared today on Twitter

RT @roald_dahl: MRS TWIT’S GUIDE TO ROMANCE 🍝

– Offer to make your other half dinner
– Serve them a lovely plate of spaghetti
– It’s not s…

@mmastertheone It better have the goddamn duck.

My love made me a heart-shaped meatloaf. 😂❤️ https://t.co/IrhRgTOLwY https://t.co/xyBuP7M77n

@mmastertheone RUBBISH DUCK

@lemon_lime He said he was tempted to google “sexy meatloaf” for inspiration but realised quickly that would backfire.

We’re definitely living in the worst timeline. https://t.co/7qpxwaJ6YT

@MichelePlayfair Hilariously, I literally have 1000 Alexas in my house today. Now imagining them all as fish, all responding to my commands as a glorious FISH ALEXA ARMY.

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