web-goddess

Shared today on Twitter

It’s here. 😳 Such a deceptively small package for 3.5m / 11.5’ of salami! Unboxing to follow… @wurstbaron_official @ Munich, Germany https://t.co/wtVAPXWQBD

@alex_casalboni The next question, of course, is whether I can get 3.5m of salami on one pizza. 🤔

Blog post! In which I try to sew the Snook a BEARD MASK, and end up cursing his weird (but lovable) face several times. 😷

https://t.co/6KYRjeaERJ https://t.co/FOtUiOZSNI

Important Note

This site features content going all the way back to 2000. The posts you’ll read reflect my views and writing style at the time. While I have gone back to clean up a few of them, I think it’s important not to sanitise too much. This site is a record of who I am and how I’ve grown. Any blog post written years ago may not reflect who I am today, nor how I would write about the same topic today.